I know what you're thinking... something along the lines of Where the hell is the merch you lying bastard?!

Well, the store is being made, the merch is being designed, the terms for sales are being figured out, and soon enough you'll be able to buy all kinds of weird, wacky stuff both related to this site and not related to it in any way, shape or form.

It will probably be an online shop, so that I don't have to deal with sales and so forth, and the order will supposedly be processed and even shipped the day after you order your stuff. Fancy, eh? I think so, because if I did it all myself, you wouldn't see the stuff you ordered for a week or so.

Then again, at the rate I'm working on this, it'll be a few weeks/months before anything is up here anyway. So, keep checking out this part of the site. Eventually it will be full of wonderful/awesomeness. Fit for a king/queen... whichever sexual orientation you favor.